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Tips, Tricks, Hacks and Grifters

Or: The misleading nature of hacks, tips & tricks

We have all been subject to the lambast of the snake oil salesman promising that by purchasing the latest gadget from their corporate overlord or by simply following their totally original and not at all ever done before brilliant breakthrough technique that we, yes you and I, mere mortals will be able to elevate our hobby output with absolutely none of that horrid, uncomfortable, time consuming and all round nasty thing called effort. That while having to expend less calories than it takes to blink a pair of eyeballs or pass wind in your sleep we may rival the titans of the hobby world.

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“5 Easy Hacks That Big Hobby Doesn't Want You to Know”

Or: The misleading nature of hacks, tips & tricks

How's that for a clickbait title? It's not that off-topic either, even if I am kind of lying to you. I won't be presenting any "hacks," but I will posit my way of thinking about the hobby. It doesn't matter if you build Gunpla like me, it's a pretty wild time to be a hobbyist in general. These days, you can learn almost any skill online. YouTube, blogs, and even TikTok are overflowing with tutorials, from a marketing director explaining how to maximize ROAS to a dodgy vagrant in a dimly lit shed showing you how to perform DIY appendectomies. I jest, but you get the point: the content spectrum is vast.